Julegavevits

A rich and a poor man are in the mall doing the last Christmas shopping.

The poor man says to the rich "So what did you get your wife for Christmas?"
The rich man says "I got her a two carat diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes"

"Why did you get her both a diamond ring and a new Mercedes?" asks the poor man. The rich man says "Well if she doesn't like the diamond ring she can drive back and return it in the Mercedes."

So the rich man asks the poor man "And what did you get your wife this year?" The poor man says "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
"Why did you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?" the rich man asks the poor.
The poor man answers "Well if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."