Human Virus Scanner

Jeg ante ikke at jeg hadde så mange virus...

Hilsen
En syk liten computah.

<em>krazycat</em> sitt bilete

Også veldig syk

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood (75%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.


<em>Zirconium_InC</em> sitt bilete

Au da....

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Goth (90%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Pink Flamingo Freakout


<em>irma vep</em> sitt bilete

Det verste med å våkne opp, det er når man er syk!

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Junkfood (75%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

"Unpredictable like the sun. And the rainfall"


<em>elektronika</em> sitt bilete

tannlege

hva med å begynne uken hos tannlegen kl 8 mandag morgen for å bytte ut tre fyllinger? Sitter fremdeles og sikler over tastaturet. Sjarmerende

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"They failed because of their lack of ability to succeed"
gammelt jungelordtak


clean

almost :)

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Cthulhu (80%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


<em>Gird_09</em> sitt bilete

jadah

Veldig forutsigbart dette her ja.... Pul meg i øret sier nå bare jeg....
Men industrial burde stå over goth her sier egentlig...
Viruses you suffer from:

Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Sci-fi (80%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Industrial (80%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Salus Populi Est Suprema Lex!


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