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KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part XV

"If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it." - Paul Jacobs, marketing director for a video game company

Med Atari for blind vold?

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part XIV

"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calender is ticking." - Richard Haas, NBC News consultant

Ikke bare brevbomber, nå også kalenderbomber.

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part XII og XIII

Forsinket ja. Lang dag med jobb etc i går. Synth nede i dag. Do the math.

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
-Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

eufemismer er gøy!!!

"We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover."
-Parish Magazine

Death is just a holiday... Forever...

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part XI

"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

Sjekk årstallet. ;-)

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part IX og X

Litt hektisk i går, sorry.

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
-Richard (Dicky) Nixon

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-Lee Iacocca

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part VIII

"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul

Javel nei

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part VII

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

Yup. I know, like, totally.

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part VI

"Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar."

Hentet fra en norsk cocktail-bar.

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part V

"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
-Samuel Goldwyn

Javel nei.

KillerNik's Stupid Quotes Xmas Calender part IV

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion." - Madonna

New World Order, anyone?

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