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“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
-Billy Connolly, skotsk stand-up komiker.

Og så en til, fra samme fyr, bare fordi det er julaften:
“It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things."
Er det rart det blir krig i verden? :-D

Hjelpsomme advarsler: "CAUTION: Knife is very sharp. Keep out of children"
Duh.

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
-Homer J. Simpson

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Og jeg har spilt i både Danmark, Norge og Bergen! :-P

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

Men, er ikke det vanlig å gjøre i julen?

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -- David Dinkins, mayor of New York City

Bra man har forskjellige definisjoner på ting...

Nå er vårt første halve år som ektepar over. Gleder meg til resten av livet. :-D

"Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber." - Annonse i Arizona Republic

Denne får meg til å tenke på en episode på campen under årets Arvika-festival:
Svenske: "Vad är städa på tyska?"
Janne: "Holocaust."
LOL

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?" - Stuart Hall, Radio 5 live

Ah. Decisions, decisions...

"I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

O....kei?