Obvits (hørt i køen på Narvesen):
"Kontantkort Telenor, takk"
"Sorry, utsolgt"
"OK, få 20 Prince, da"
"Kjekt. Så kan du sende røyksignaler"
Ateisme er en religion på samme måte som det å ikke samle på frimerker er en hobby.
Jeg har et veldig avslappet forhold til stikkvåpen i dag.
Når Didrik begynner å bli morsom er det på tide å drikke kaffe.
- Jeg var med på en oppføring av In the Navy i en russerevy. Men jeg hadde en veldig passiv rolle!
- The receiving end of dancing?
Jeg har omtrent samme forhold til muskat som rusmiddel som til det å være på en hytte og være desperat etter musikk, og alt som finnes er en kassett med Jahn Teigen.
My idea of a good web page is one with a green block on it that says "pass".
Du må skifte strikk på buksa di.
Hadde han vært dau, hadde han snudd seg i graven.
Snille piker kommer til himmelen. Slemme piker kommer dit de vil
I tried lesbe once
- Og snart kommer Nemi på finsk
- Sååååååååå lange snakkebobler!
[15:26] <citoyen> I have to have Aamuli explain to me the grammar behind that
[15:27] <citoyen> Hm, I just sounded like a total geek, didn't I?
[15:27] <citoyen> Oh well
[15:28] <Hixie_> my dear, you sound like a total geek most of the time.
[15:28] <Hixie_> i really wouldn't worry about it :-)
[13:27] <citoyen> Jeg kjenner en som leker med tanken på å oversette Opera til Quenya
[13:27] <citoyen> (alvespråket til Tolkien)
[13:28] <makaber> oj ...
[13:28] <citoyen> Spørs om det blir noe av, det er jo en monsteroppgave :)
[13:28] <makaber> det er den mest destillert nerdete setningen jeg noensinne har sett
[21:35] <shanE{tA}> jeg er ikke ond da
[21:35] <Nienna> å?
[21:35] <citoyen> I min ordbok er ond et synonym til sysadmin
[21:35] <shanE{tA}> LOL
[22:27] <Nortis> man er på irc, på samme måte som man er i verden... (to sider av samme sak)
[16:08] <xeno|oslo> Noen av dere som kan tipse meg om hvor man selger arbeidslyst til en rimelig literpris?
[16:10] <Nortis> hører det er mye arbeidslyst til en rimelig penge på www.dønn-blakk.no og www.ingenting.no/penger
[16:11] <Yvonne> Tror jeg så at det var tilbud på det på Tangen Landhandel i Hedmark også
[16:12] <Yvonne> Men på Tangen har de bare på boks
[15:32] <citoyen> Gothminister er faen meg en større markedsføringsjippo enn Turboneger
[23:03] <citoyen> Visst er det bivirkninger
[23:03] <citoyen> De er bare veldig forsinket
[23:03] <citoyen> Men før eller senere blir du dumpet
[23:03] <citoyen> :)
[23:03] <SnubleForelsket> citoyen, Gledesdreper, BRENN!
[23:04] <citoyen> *knis*
[12:45] <citoyen> Whaat...
[12:45] <citoyen> I opened the 6-pack of eggs I just bought
[12:46] <citoyen> And found five eggs
[12:46] <citoyen> Where is my egg?
[12:50] <Junyor> didn't you look at that before you left the store?!?
[12:51] <Hixie> to be fair, one tends to assume that six-packs of eggs will indeed contain six eggs.
[12:51] <Hixie> given that that is pretty much their only role in life.
Zucker ist ein weißer Stoff, der dem Kaffee einen schlechten Geschmack gibt, wenn man vergisst, ihn reinzutun.
[22:29] <citoyen> Junyor: Did I mention that I just got upgraded to 5mbit?
[22:29] <citoyen> :P
[22:29] <Hixie> i was just about to say, i'm dating a 5mbit connection, it's pretty sweet
[21:24] <Hixie> i'm poking keys into the keyboard driver, for god's sake. it's like poking a fork into an electrical outlet and saying "*jab* yup, power's still out. *jab* yup, power's still out."
[12:37] <citoyen> FairyHedgehog: De er tyske
[12:37] <citoyen> Og her er hjemmesiden deres: http://alphaville.de/news/index.html
[12:38] <FairyHedgehog> dæven så lite pene de var
[17:35] <Alastor> isnt windows lovely?
[17:35] * citoyen has yet to see a lovely OS
[17:35] <Alastor> citoyen: MacOS X?
[17:36] <citoyen> OSX is about as lovely as a cheap pokemon-imprinted beach ball
[17:36] <Alastor> pokemon
[17:36] <Alastor> ehehehe
[17:37] <Hixie> what a remarkably accurate comparison
[17:44] * citoyen finds the pink foam bat
[17:45] <citoyen> osiris-, stand next to Hixie please
[17:45] <citoyen> *whawhack*
[17:45] * Hixie (~ian@pat.opera.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[22:37] <Aamuli> Not only is my code buggy, so is my flat. Little insects have come in after light and warmth.
[22:37] <Aamuli> The difference with those two bugs is that the real things don't make me desperate.
[22:40] <citoyen> Well, the real things can be shut out by closing your windows
[22:41] <citoyen> And so can the other, come to think of it
[22:41] <citoyen> so nevermind me saying anything
[22:42] <Hixie> 471 NOK for the youth fair, one way.
[22:43] <Hixie> uh
[22:43] <Hixie> fare.
[22:43] <Hixie> i don't know what you would get at a youth _fair_ for 471 NOK.
[22:43] <citoyen> a youth fair could be interesting :)
[22:43] <Hixie> a russian 16 year old maybe.
sel-veiende stiftelser
kjøkkeng-ulv
sexape-titt
urin-vånere
[21:50] <Hixie> by extension, heisenbugs are those that disappear or alter their behavior when one attempts to probe or isolate them
[21:51] <Hixie> a shroedingbug is a design or implementation bug in a program that doesn't manifest until someone reading source or using the program in an unusual way notices that it never should have worked, at which point the program promptly stops working for everybody until fixed.
The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.
[20:39] <Hixie_> "If you want to be a ghost, you can hide under a sheet." -- i'm pretty sure there's something wrong with that sentence but i don't quite know how to explain it.
[20:40] <Hixie_> to start with, hiding under a sheet is _so_ not a valid suicide method.
[20:43] <Hixie_> "Beavers are clever dambuilders." should clearly be "Beavers are damn clever builders."
[01:05] <citoyen> LOL! I read "I like to eat pineapples with my chicken" and thought it was a very weird sentence
[01:05] <citoyen> I imagined a guy sitting there with his pet chicken next to him, sharing pineapples
[20:21] <Aamuli> It's the heat that melt people's brain: first Florida, now California...
[20:21] <Juneyour> next, the world!
[20:22] <Juneyour> muhahahaha
[20:22] <Juneyour> err, sorry :)
[20:22] <Aamuli> So that's why they want global warming!
[13:10] <Hixie> and i thought of a game we should play :-D
[13:10] <Hixie> strip worms! where we name our worms after our clothes and if we lose a worm, the other person has to take off our respective piece of clothing :-P
[20:50] * citoyen dasker osiris- med en nekrofil krutong
[20:55] <Hixie> wtf is a necrophillic crouton.
[20:56] <citoyen> Hixie: It's a small, fried piece of bread with deviant sexual preferences
[21:24] <Aamuli> It's more like hardware porn instead of hardcore porn :-)
[23:24] <makaber> har meggi MSN?
[23:24] <makaber> det er det eneste som sniker seg gjennom. som en oljet ninja-grevling.
[17:07] <MarkS> "Another Brick in the Wall"
[17:07] <MarkS> Pt. III
[17:07] <MarkS> brilliant
[17:07] <citoyen> Heh
[17:08] <citoyen> I'm sitting here trying to come up with decoration ideas for a pimp & prostitute party
[17:08] <citoyen> And I read that as "another prick in the wall"
[11:19] <citoyen> Jeg har forsåvidt brød
[11:19] <citoyen> Bare at det er IKEA-pakket
[11:20] <citoyen> Dvs, jeg må bake det først
[22:20] <Amens> jeg klarer ikke sove med PC`n på...
[22:20] <Nienna> you still have much to learn, young padawan
[13:40] <makaber> æøå! :D
[21:14] <makaber> jaaah! binders!
[19:56] <makaber> hva er egentlig forskjellen på gruvedrift og på å drepe åttifiretusen identiske goblins?
Freddy Krueger liker ikke bomull!
[14:49] <Hixie> pinkerton is the guy i know who doing a class on mozilla at some university in the states.
[14:49] <Hixie> "them" is the three hot girls in his class.
[14:49] <Hixie> <pinkerton> did i tell you one of them actually asked me "is there anything i can do to get a better grade on this first project?"
[14:49] <Hixie> (by "doing a class" i mean he's teaching it, obviously)
[11:36] <citoyen> A man came and installed a door phone thingy!
[11:37] <Hixie> oooh
[11:37] <Hixie> did you have sex with him?
[20:47] * citoyen wonders how Hixie can fit that much food into such a skinny body
[20:50] <bloo1> he's a tardis in disguise.
[20:52] <citoyen> Hixie: See, I told you you were the time leak in my flat!
[20:53] <bloo1> you acronym whore. ;-}
[17:53] <michmaj> hi all
[17:57] <citoyen> Hello
[18:04] <michmaj> not talking to you
[18:06] <Alastor> hey be nice towards citoyen or face my boot in your behind
[18:08] * PinkBat hits michmaj
[18:08] <citoyen> be nice to citoyen or face my bot in your behind :D
[15:21] <jdcard> No wonder I get ang of the controls to work, I was clicking on an image of a dialog box.
[15:22] <jdcard> And I restarted Opera about four times because I couldn't dismiss that dialog.
[17:48] <Neu> TRALALA
[17:48] * Eira løper og gjemmer seg
[17:49] <Neu> GJEMME SEG? MEN JEG ER IKKE FARRRRRLIG
Jeg har lenge sett på det som et kvalitetstegn når musikk gir meg lyst til å invadere Polen.
[21:23] <michmaj> Rozszerzenie Windows Update wyszukuje dostêpne aktualizacje... 0% ukoñczono
[21:24] <michmaj> it's raping my computer :(
For å variere kjøttmaten, pleier jeg å kjøpe en halv økologisk dyrket gris.
Jeg beklager at jeg uteble fra hovedfagsseminaret. Dette bekrefter vel alle fordommer om professorer, men jeg gikk rundt og hadde onsdag i dag! Jeg trenger antagelig en oppasser.
Aaaiii! Å gud - en kanin slikker meg på knehasen!
My life is Ascii... The most significant bit is missing.
[22:37] <Hixie_> you're like a swiss army girl.
[14:56] <Svedman> Customer: - I just upgraded to Windows 98
[14:56] <Svedman> Support: - Yes.
[14:56] <Svedman> Customer: - My computer doesn't work anymore.
[14:56] <Svedman> Support: - Yes, you just told me that.
[11:37] <Mr_Mutt> og jeg sovnet med begge to i senga, så Gud vet hva de har funnet på i natt.
[03:01] <Snublefot> --> BabyTux (renate@got.porn.from.1972.on.a.floppy.no) has joined #easyisp
[23:16] <Nortis> nei.. det er bedre med en fugl i magen en ti på taket.
[23:16] <Nortis> *gå å lage mat*
Allerede de gamle grekerne hadde sin filosofiens ti på topp, eller kanon, som det heter når nerdene tilhører akademia.
[00:09] <Frode> koala`er er tøffe
[00:10] <asle> de er egentlig lett transportable pandaer
[15:49] <Lille_Dille> Milde ord, så tvilsom ortografi jeg har i dag